Your Yard. Their Mess. Our Mission.
Whether you’ve got one playful pup or a full canine crime ring, we’re here to crack down on yard waste and bring order to the chaos. Our poop scooping services are designed to keep your yard clean, safe, and ready for action—because life’s too short to spend it chasing down “evidence.”
We offer three levels of regular poop scooping service in Columbus and surrounding areas, each tailored to fit your yard’s unique needs. Whether you need occasional patrols, consistent maintenance, or maximum cleanup power, we’ve got a poop scooping package for you.
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Choose from:
- The Full Conviction: Our ultimate package for high-profile cases.
- The Weekly Warrant: The go-to choice for regular yard patrols.
- The Misdemeanor: For light offenders needing occasional attention.
- One-Time Crime Scene Cleanups: For those unexpected messes—or to get your yard back on track.
No matter the size of the yard or the number of “suspects,” we’ve got the tools and determination to get the job done. Scroll down to find the poop scooping service that’s just right for you!
The Full Conviction
For high-profile offenders, our twice-weekly poop scooping service ensures your yard remains spotless and ready for action at all times.
Service Highlights:
- Two visits every week
- Designed for high-traffic yards or multiple dogs
- Great for yards with pools and children
- Provides maximum cleanliness and convenience
- Keeps odors at bay with frequent and thorough patrols
*Pricing varies based on yard size, dog count, and other factors like terrain, accessibility, route availability and add-on services. Contact us for a personalized quote!
The Weekly Warrant
Justice is served weekly with this reliable patrol! Perfect for pet owners who need consistent weekly poop scooping to maintain law and odor in their yard.
Service Highlights:
- One visit every week
- Best for yards with moderate activity levels
- Provides dependable, scheduled maintenance
- Your yard stays fresh and ready for play every week
*Pricing varies based on yard size, dog count, and other factors like terrain, accessibility, route availability and add-on services. Contact us for a personalized quote!
The Misdemeanor
Even minor infractions need attention! This twice-monthly poop scooping service keeps things manageable for pet parents who need occasional patrols.
Service Highlights:
- Two visits every month
- Designed for lighter offenders
- Ideal for yards with lower activity levels
- Best for clients who want periodic cleanup to fill in their own gaps
*Pricing varies based on yard size, dog count, and other factors like terrain, accessibility, route availability and add-on services. Contact us for a personalized quote!
Before starting regular service, or when life gets hectic, we’ve got options for more intensive cleanups. These services are perfect for tackling accumulated waste or getting back on track.
Initial Cleanup for New Clients
Every great service starts with a clean slate. Our initial cleanup ensures your yard is completely waste-free before your regular poop scooping service begins.
Service Highlights:
- Required for all new clients starting ongoing service
- Prepares your yard for consistent maintenance with a clean baseline
- Thorough removal of accumulated waste, no matter how long it’s been
- Ensures your first regular visit is efficient and hassle-free
*Pricing varies based on yard size, dog count, and other factors like terrain, accessibility, route availability and add-on services. Contact us for a personalized quote!
One-Time Crime Scene Cleanups
Whether it’s been weeks or months, our one-time service tackles even the most “high-profile” cases with a meticulous cleanup that restores your yard to a fresh, usable space.
Service Highlights:
- A deep clean that leaves no evidence behind
- Designed to get your yard back on track
- Perfect for post-vacation and special events
- Best for clients when life gets too busy
- A favorite of local landlords and realtors
*Pricing varies based on yard size, dog count, and other factors like terrain, accessibility, route availability and add-on services. Contact us for a personalized quote!
What is a Visit?
Each time we come to your yard to scoop, it counts as a visit. Whether it’s part of a weekly, twice-weekly, or twice-monthly plan, we focus on thoroughly cleaning your yard to keep it safe, fresh, and ready for you and your pets to enjoy.
Here’s how it works:
- Visits Defined: A visit is a single scheduled trip to your property for pet waste removal.
- Consistent Scheduling: We visit according to your chosen service frequency—weekly, twice-weekly, or twice-monthly.
- Billing Made Simple: Service is billed monthly, based on 52 weeks per year. This ensures consistent pricing and no surprises, even when some months have five weeks.
Want more details about our poop scooping services? Check out our FAQs for answers to common poop scooping service questions or feel free to contact us by email for special inquiries or requests.
What Variables Affect Pricing?
No two yards are alike, which is why we tailor our pricing to reflect the time and effort needed to keep your yard clean. Factors that may affect pricing include:
- Yard Size: Larger yards take longer to clean.
- Dog Count: More dogs = more waste to scoop.
- Terrain: Hilly or uneven yards require more effort.
- Frequency: Frequent cleanings often cost less per visit.
We’ll assess your yard and give you a quote that reflects your unique situation—no surprises, just fair and transparent pricing!