Your Yard. Their Mess. Our Mission.

Whether you’ve got one playful pup or a full canine crime ring, we’re here to crack down on yard waste and bring order to the chaos. Our poop scooping services are designed to keep your yard clean, safe, and ready for action—because life’s too short to spend it chasing down “evidence.”

We offer three levels of regular poop scooping service in Columbus and surrounding areas, each tailored to fit your yard’s unique needs. Whether you need occasional patrols, consistent maintenance, or maximum cleanup power, we’ve got a poop scooping package for you.

Take back your yard and let us do the dirty work.

Choose from:

  • The Full Conviction: Our ultimate package for high-profile cases.
  • The Weekly Warrant: The go-to choice for regular yard patrols.
  • The Misdemeanor: For light offenders needing occasional attention.
  • One-Time Crime Scene Cleanups: For those unexpected messes—or to get your yard back on track.

No matter the size of the yard or the number of “suspects,” we’ve got the tools and determination to get the job done. Scroll down to find the poop scooping service that’s just right for you!




Before starting regular service, or when life gets hectic, we’ve got options for more intensive cleanups. These services are perfect for tackling accumulated waste or getting back on track.


What is a Visit?

Each time we come to your yard to scoop, it counts as a visit. Whether it’s part of a weekly, twice-weekly, or twice-monthly plan, we focus on thoroughly cleaning your yard to keep it safe, fresh, and ready for you and your pets to enjoy.

Here’s how it works:

  • Visits Defined: A visit is a single scheduled trip to your property for pet waste removal.
  • Consistent Scheduling: We visit according to your chosen service frequency—weekly, twice-weekly, or twice-monthly.
  • Billing Made Simple: Service is billed monthly, based on 52 weeks per year. This ensures consistent pricing and no surprises, even when some months have five weeks.

Want more details about our poop scooping services? Check out our FAQs for answers to common poop scooping service questions or feel free to contact us by email for special inquiries or requests.

What Variables Affect Pricing?

No two yards are alike, which is why we tailor our pricing to reflect the time and effort needed to keep your yard clean. Factors that may affect pricing include:

  • Yard Size: Larger yards take longer to clean.
  • Dog Count: More dogs = more waste to scoop.
  • Terrain: Hilly or uneven yards require more effort.
  • Frequency: Frequent cleanings often cost less per visit.

We’ll assess your yard and give you a quote that reflects your unique situation—no surprises, just fair and transparent pricing!

From ongoing service to one-time cleanups, we’re here to make your yard a safe, clean, and odor-free space. Contact us today for your free quote!